I feel like half of my followers are fake accounts that post creepy porn… Awks.
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2755A New Beginning
I’m done with high school. I graduate in 9 days. :)
Now… I will begin my transformation.
Today, I bought a gym membership with Planet Fitness. I’m very proud of myself.
I’m going to go to Target to buy a Magic Bullet and some healthy groceries and a scale tomorrow (if my bank is open, otherwise Tuesday).
I’m debating whether or not I want to go on a juice fast or the Master Cleanse, or a variation of juicing.
I’m excited. :)
But to keep my motivation up, I’m going to set some rewards for myself:
- when I lose 10 pounds, I’ll buy myself a new camera.
- I’m going to try to see if my mom will buy me an iPhone if/when I lose 20 or 30.
- After 30 I’ll buy myself tons of new clothes. :)
I weigh about 210 now. I want to get down to 160 by September.
Leggo!
- Obama: Doesn't want to ban porn.
- Obama: Doesn't want to restrict your internet.
- Obama: Doesn't want to take away your guns.
- Obama: Supports gay marriage.
- Obama: Education for all!
- Obama: Universal healthcare!
- Obama: Wants to continue Planned Parenthood!
- Americans: You're destroying this country.
You suck as a mother
I am so fucking sick of your emotional abuse you stupid fucking whore.
I can’t wait til September.
I’m fucking OUT.
My jam.
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Prom
Dress: check
Shoes: check
Date: check
Bra: check
Purse: check
Ticket: no
Jewelry: no
Makeup: no
True that.
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Original by Andy Warhol on the left
My recreation on the right
:)
I walk up to Coco and say, “Cat… You my dog.” in a ghetto-fab voice.
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Kitty, don’t go in the bag!
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2402OMG this was on my feed. Lol the irony. Dean, I just posted about you!
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The hardcore way to eat ramen:
1. Boil water
2. Eat block of ramen
3. Drink boiled water
4. Snort flavored powder
5. Fuck bitches
LMAO.
(Source: 314-eater, via the-bone-chandelier)
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